“Penny named the baby Tristan. We thought it was after the legend of Tristan and Isolde but she said it was after the Legends of the Fall. Mother was confused and I explained to her that Tristan was a fictional book character played in a movie by a very handsome Brad Pitt. Mother was not pleased as she still holds a grudge against Pitt over his break up with Jennifer Aniston. One would think she knew them all personally! I miss hanging out with Klaus. I asked him how he was doing and he said he was sowing his wild oats as instructed by me. I think he said it to hurt me but there was no spite in his eyes. I told him that he needs not share details with me.
I forgot to take the romance book to Mrs. Banfree. I’ll do it tomorrow. She’ll make me read it out loud so I better stock up on antacids to prevent becoming nauseated from all the unrealistic love happenings.”